Steve the shizzle

Interesting article on PM Steve and the Bling-Bling here.

Thanks to Little Miss Moi, here is the the CTV story traslated into shizzle by the Gizoogle translator:

Canadas New Government, as it likes ta ciznall itself, is doing wizzy every cracka government has traditionally dizzle wizzle it finds itself gett'n beat up politically doggystyle: Its messin' money . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.
Though Parliament has been in summa recess fo` J-to-tha-izzust 13 days, tha federal government has issued 78 press releazes in which it announced, re-annizzles or tizzy credit fo` mizzle tizzy $5-billion in spend'n . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

Mizzle of tha announcements tizzy place in regions, S-to-tha-izzuch as Atlantic Canada, where tha Conservatizzles have bizzy seen they politizzle fortunes droop in tha last several weeks . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.