Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bob Barker to Retire from Price is Right


Bob Barker will be retiring from the Price is Right after 35 years. While I haven't watched the show lately, it always seemed to be on TV when I was growing up.

I have no enduring fondness for the man and my most vivid memory of him is the fight scene with Adam Sandler in "Happy Gilmore". I only wish that Gilmore had thumped Barber in that one with some brass knuckles or something...

RunFortierRun.com

Could this be the next rename Stockwell Day "Doris Day" moment for Rick Mercer?

Monday, October 30, 2006

There's inappropriate, and then there's this...


When you have no credibility in your portfolio, and your upbringing was stuffing envelopes for Karkheinz Schreiber, I guess that circling the wagons in Puppygate and trotting out Mulroney's former Chief of Staff, Patronage appointee, and tobacco lobbyist to spin for you must make sense in some demented way.

Here is my rough transcription from the quote from this morning's Bill Good show by Norman Spector:

This a pretty humiliating issue...dumping a guy for a Cabinet post. This is a tremendous political issue...The other thing that's changed in Ottawa is that half of the press gallery are women and women find this very offensive...You and I might have a different word for a dog, at least I would have a different word for a dog that I would use to describe her to decribe what she's done to the Domi family and how she dumped Peter MacKay.
That's right. Don't call women dogs because they're half the press gallery!

CTV News reported tonight that Spector actually called Stronach a bitch. Spector refused to apologize but did not deny rumours that he was trolling for a 3rd Tory patronage appointment as head of Status of Women Canada. Apparently when he gets through with them, women will know not to speak out...

Word on the street is that Gravel, Stevens, LaSalle and Bissonnette will be trotted out to support Potato Patch Pete in the days to come.

Someone should ask Lord Vader if he agrees with his former Chief of Staff's comments.

The $7,000,000,000,000 problem

The Globe and Mail reports that a study by the former chief economist of the World Bank Sir Nicholas Stern indicates that the cost of Global climate change could exceed the combined costs of 2 world wars and the great depression combined. He goes on to say that global warming will cost $7-trillion in lost output and could force as many as 200 million people out of their homes because of flood or drought unless drastic action is taken by governments worldwide.

In other news, only 44 years until Canada's new Conservatives finish their consultations on limiting the rate of increase in greenhouse gas emissions. But boy were they tough on in door air quality.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Former Ignatieff Co-Chair supports Bob Rae

Former Michael Ignatieff co-chair Susan Kadis has thrown her support to Liberal Leadership candidate Bob Rae, stating that Rae is "highly experienced" and shares her fundamental principles.

"I believe that Mr. Rae in particular will bring clarity to the important issues of the day in ways that unite the country," Kadis said.
This statement speaks volumes about the concern many Canadians feel about the Constitutional can of worms that Ignatieff opened up last weekend. As well, her praise for Rae's experience, clarity and "consistency" underscored the qualities she felt Ignatieff was lacking when she withdrew her support from him earlier this month.

Kadis quit after Ignatieff, the rookie MP from Etobicoke accused Israel of committing a war crimes during its bombardment of Hezbollah guerrillas last summer.

What goes around, comes around

Today, Steve Harper said to the media that he was shocked and appalled that the Liberal Party was getting in the way of his gutting of the Kyoto and Kelowna Accords. I hate to break it to ya Stevie, but you don't have a majority in the House of Commons and you are going to have to realize that the opposition parties and the vast majority of Canadians support the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions. On that subject, you should do your part to support the previous government's One-tonne challenge and try to sequester some of the hot air emanating from your disgraced Environment Minister.

My for point for PM Steve is this - you can either work with opposition parties to make Parliament work, and respect the reputation of Canada on International Treaties (Kyoto) or with other levels of government (Kyoto) or break your word (again, remember hospital wait times?) and suffer the consequences from the electorate. Take a good long look at the arrogant guy in the mirror at 24 Sussex, it is not the ghost of Prime Ministers past...and please stop whining.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

pumpernickel recipe # 9 - Grilled cheese on pumpernickel

All the talk about Vermont cheese has gotten me hungry:

Ingredients:
Pumpernickel Bread - 2 Slices per sandwich
Herb Havarti Cheese - Sliced
Shelburne Farms 18 or 24 month aged cheddar - sliced
Tomato - Sliced
Butter

Directions:
- Butter the outside of 2 slices pumpernickel bread.
- Cover unbuttered side of one slice of bread with havarti
- Add a layer of tomato
- Add a layer of the cheddar
- Place the other slice of bread (buttered side up)
- Grill over medium heat 3-4 minutes, flip, and grill other side until browned (90 seconds)

Serve with a Vermont microbrew like Magic Hat Blind Faith Ale or Hocus Pocus {only available in summer} or Otter Creek Copper Ale. Cheers.

Take that Wisconsin!!!


I was in Vermont yesterday and came accross the following link that describes Vermont as having the best cheeses in the USA.

Now whatever will Packers' fans wear on their heads, now that they have to hang their heads in shame?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

What I, err, he meant to say was...

Yesterday, there was a very interesting, yet troubling statement made by MP and sometimes Michael Ignatieff supporter Raymonde Folco when she told the Globe and Mail that she had considered withdrawing her support for the Iggster after being critical of his Israel remarks.

But after speaking to him at length, she said she believes that Mr. Ignatieff did not say what he really meant. She said she believes his position on Quebec has struck a chord with Quebeckers, and his performance in Saturday's candidates debate won him support."

Today, Canadian Press is reporting that there is a new fad in Ottawa, the interpretive Ignatieff dance.

OTTAWA (CP) - Not even supporters of Liberal leadership frontrunner Michael Ignatieff agree what his proposal to recognize Quebec as a nation would mean.

Reaction is all over the map: some Ignatieff supporters express outright opposition, some cautiously endorse it, and others enthusiastically welcome it as a first step toward recognizing every province as a nation. Their conflicting views are prompting more doubts about the wisdom of raising the idea in the first place.
"In British Columbia, people recognize the (linguistic) duality of Canada," Victoria MP Keith Martin, an Ignatieff supporter, said in an interview Tuesday.

"But they recognize one Canada, one nation, one country."

Martin urged Liberals to focus on issues that are common priorities for Quebecers and other Canadians, like health care, rather than get caught up in a potentially divisive debate over "nomenclature."

At the other extreme, Newfoundland MP Gerry Byrne, another Ignatieff supporter, said recognizing Quebec as a nation is no big deal. He said Acadians and aboriginal peoples are routinely called nations, so why not a province? Indeed, why not his own province?

"We are a nation of nations so I don't really see this as a thin edge of the wedge issue," Byrne said in an interview.

He noted that Newfoundland and Labrador "was actually a nation until 1949" when it joined Canada. And he wouldn't rule out recognizing Ontario or other provinces as nations as well.

But Byrne's use of the word nation to describe Newfoundland's past status as a separate country is precisely the kind of confusion the word engenders and which worries other Liberals.

Ignatieff points out the term does not imply a separate state. In his platform, Ignatieff contends that Quebecers' language, history, culture and territory "marks them out as a separate people" who should be recognized as a nation. He also says that recognition, as well as the recognition of aboriginal first nations, should eventually be enshrined in the Constitution.

Over the weekend, the Quebec wing of the party, which is dominated by Ignatieff supporters, passed a resolution calling for the recognition of Quebec as a nation.

Bloc Quebecois Leader Gilles Duceppe and other prominent separatists have since said such recognition must be backed up by more powers for the province or it will be dismissed as meaningless symbolism.

But Ignatieff himself has ruled out any change in the division of powers and some of his supporters clearly wouldn't be comfortable with anything more than a strictly symbolic gesture.

Marc Lalonde, fomer Quebec Liberal kingpin during the Pierre Trudeau era, said he has no qualms about the proposal, "provided that it's clear what you mean by nation."

"Spain has recognized Catalonia as a nation and Spain has not blown up," said Lalonde, who supports Ignatieff.

Nova Scotia MP Robert Thibault, another Ignatieff fan, said recognition of nationhood "doesn't mean special status," although he conceded it will probably be hard to explain to Canadians. Nevertheless, he said he's not sure if he'll support the Quebec wing's resolution when it is put to a vote during the party's national leadership convention in December.

The potential for the debate to divide Quebec Liberals against those from other parts of the country worries Stephane Dion, the lone Quebec candidate. While he personally has no problem recognizing Quebec as a nation, Dion thinks the debate over constitutional recognition is fraught with unnecessary risk.

"I don't want this disagreement to be interpreted as a rejection of Quebec by other Canadians. . . or a rejection by our party of the Quebec wing of our party," Dion said.


OK Boys and Girls so is it the Byrne definition, the Duceppe one, the Folco one or the Thibault one? Wow, no special status and a nation/province like any other...that's not what I heard in French. And as Paul Wells pointed out yesterday, what is appealing to nationalists in Quebec is not what most federal Liberals signed up for.

Let me state my position clearly: A 2-state proposal is not on for me.

What is Bobby Clarke's next move?


Following my prognostications last week about Bobby Clarke's political ambitions, Mr. Clarke stepped down over the weekend as GM of the Philadelphia Flyers. The rumour mill in Ottawa is buzzing with news that Mr. Clarke is trying to decide between seeking a nomination from Mr. Harper's Conservatives or possible nomination under an Ignatieff-led (as opposed to Ken Dryden-led) Liberal Party.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Sounds familiar...

Barrack Obama was quoted on the weekend as saying, this about the Bush administration:

"This is the most ideologically driven administration in my memory, so obstinate in resisting facts, dissenting opinions ... [They entered the White House] with a set of preconcieved notions." Obama said. "I think this administration has done great damage to this country."
"I wouldn't fit in with this administration [because I think] actually being informed is a good basis for policy," Obama said to laughter.

I swear if you listen to it slowly he could be talking about the Steve and his crew...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Bye-bye avenue du Parc

So the Charest government in its wisdom has decided to change the name of Parc Avenue in Montreal to "Robert Bourassa". This decision was made without the consent or support of the Parc Avenue merchants.

Bourassa was a waffling dithering premier who was politically successful by playing on the ambivalence of his attachment to Canada. What I find most galling is that his connection to Parc Avenue was tenuous at best. I, for one, don't know why you would name such a thriving, multicultural and cosmopolitan street after him.

As someone whose family has had strong ties to the area, what on earth will we call Parc Extention?

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Republican governor "appalled" at ...Republicans

I read the following story in today's Burlingtom Free Press and was left slack-jawed trying to figure out how to decribe the Republican Party's eugenic approach to next month's votes:

Douglas 'appalled' at Republicans

October 22, 2006
The Associated Press

MONTPELIER -- Gov. Jim Douglas, who co-chaired President Bush's election campaigns in Vermont in 2000 and 2004, now says he is "appalled" at the behavior of Washington Republicans and lays some of the blame on the White House.

Douglas said he would like to see a change in his party's leadership in the U.S. House of Representatives, saying House Speaker Dennis Hastert should be replaced even if Republicans retain a majority in Congress.

Hastert has been criticized for his response to the scandal surrounding former Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla., who resigned recently amid allegations that he had sent sexually explicit text messages to underage congressional pages.

Douglas, who is running for his third two-year term, is usually reluctant to criticize Washington Republicans, particularly President Bush. But now he says the administration is part of the problem.

"I certainly don't want to imply that only the congressional branch of government is at fault," he said. "Both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue are caught up in scandal to some extent, and I don't want to suggest that the executive branch is excluded from responsibility for the breakdown of ethical standards."

Douglas said he is feeling more disillusioned than at any time during his three decades in politics.

"I'm appalled, I'm discouraged, I'm offended and, frankly, as someone who's been in office for many years, it's awful to see how some people who are given the public trust can breach it," Douglas said. "It's not exclusively a Republican problem down there, but it certainly seems that those caught up are predominantly Republicans."


In the end, I was stuck between every man forhimself and don't let the door hit your *ss on the way out.

Ottawa Race for Mayor

Well there are only a couple weeks to decide who will be the big cheese at Ottawa city hall.

The three so-called frontrunners are incumbent Mayor Bob Chiarelli, former Councillor Alex Munter and former businessman Larry O'Brien. I hope to profile the 3 candidates in the coming weeks.

The one thing that I hope they can all agree upon is for federal Treasury Board Minister John Baird to butt the heck out of the municipal race. Even shrinking violet and Baird buddy councillor Jan Harder suggested that Baird stay out of the fray.

This looks to be a very interesting and tight 3 way race developing.

NEWSFLASH!!!

Aware that his days in Cabinet are numbered due to the "Puppygate scandal", Peter MacKay tries out for a job as a crosswalk guard.

Friday, October 20, 2006

He must wear Aqua Velva...

The Globe and Mail reports that former Liberal leadership candidate John Godfrey has thrown his support behind the candidacy of Bob Rae. Godfrey was a progressive, ideas guy in the Martin cabinet and joins other former aspirants Maurizio Bevilacqua, Caroline Bennett, and Hedy Fry in endorsing Rae's candidacy.

MELTDOWN II - Have the Republicans had their Blinky moment?


Blinky is a fictional character featured in a 1990 episode of the "The Simpsons", called "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish".

Blinky is a three-eyed fish caught by Bart Simpson. Mr. Burns defends the fish saying that it's the next step in evolution, rather than having been mutated by toxic waste pouring out of the sewers and into the river from the nuclear plant.

Mr. Burns later goes to the Simpsons' house for a meal to help his race for governor. At first, the family are foisting softball questions at Monty for the cameras and news media, "Your campaign has the momentum of a runaway freight train - what makes you so popular?"

Marge, not impressed with Burns, serves Blinky for dinner.




Mr. Burns spits the fish out and loses the election.

James Carville's latest campaign memo from the good folks at Democracy Corps suggests that the convergence of the Iraq debacle with the weakening economy, Foley and other GOP scandals resonating with Americans, and, as a result, the Democrats are surging to levels not seen in years in both House and Senate races.

It is too soon to write off the Republican attack machine, but at the end of the day, one question remains:

Will the Republicans admit error and eat crow (Blinky) or face the same result that befell Monte Burns?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Ironic, isn't it?

Yesterday, Liberal Women's Caucus Chair Belinda Stronach raised the issue of equality of women in Question period in the House of Commons and then organized the 40 or so Liberal MPs and Senators to attend the ceremony on the Hill to commemorate the anniversary of the Persons Case through which women won the right to be considered 'persons' with respect to eligibility to sit in the Senate.

Today her former beau, "Potato patch" Peter MacKay referred to her in the House of Commons as a dog. That, my friends, seems to be all the class the MacKay family can muster.

The fallen apple doesn't rot far from the tree

Kinda reminds me of the good ol' days when Elmer was pimping around Parliament Hill with Karlheinz Schreiber (pimping in this case does not include any sexual connotations, although I am not sure exactly how Peter got the job working for Schreiber in Germany) though Andrew Coyne and others have struggled with how to describe $300,000 in cash being delivered in Hotels to former Conservative PM Mulroney.

Pumpernickel recipe # 8 - Pumpernickel Bagels with lox and cream cheese

With two new scientific studies from the Institute of Medicine of the National Academy of Sciences and the Harvard School of Public Health concluding that health benefits of fish exceed any risks from chemicals, heavy metals or microbes, I thought that this would be an opportune time to post my latest recipe.

Before I get to the recipe, I wanted to comment briefly on the studies. The Institute of Medicine stated that seafood is a good source of protein that is low in saturated fat and rich in vitamins and minerals. It found that eating fish can reduce the risk of heart disease.

The Harvard study found that eating fish once or twice a week reduces the risk of death from heart disease by one third. The lead author concluded that the benefits “greatly outweigh the risks,” a fact that has been “lost on the public.”

Pumpernickel Bagels with lox cream cheese and capers.

Ingredients:

Pumpernickel bagels
cream cheese
lox
capers
lemon (sliced in 1/8 inch slices)

Slice bagels in half, spread with cream cheese, smoked salmon slices, capers ans thinly sliced lemon piece.

Enjoy in the knowledge that this excellent snack is healthy and will make you live longer.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Bobby Clarke to seek Liberal nomination in Halton-Peel if Iggy wins?

With the expulsion of Garth Turner from the Conservative Caucus, rumour has it that team Iggy is trying to snag Former Flyers centre, captain and current General Manager Bobby Clarke after his recent dust-up with team Dryden.

Philadelphia Flyers general manager Bob Clarke said in an interview with the Ottawa Citizen today that he doesn't appreciate Liberal Leadership candidate Ken Dryden's "cheap shots" at his 1970s Stanley Cup winning team, saying it shows desperation in the 5th place Dryden's Liberal leadership bid.

Clarke was quoted as saying that he didn't appreciate Mr. Dryden's speech-ending remarks at Sunday's Leadership forum where he said the Broad Street Bullies were bad for hockey like the Tory government is for Canada.

Dryden went on to say that it was the Habs who broke the Broad Street Bullies' hold on Lord Stanley's Cup by winning four straight.

Clarke responded: "He looks like an idiot saying something like that. I think he looks ridiculous if he's trying to make himself look good over what a hockey team did in the 1970s. I would say it must be desperation." He added that when Dryden worked in the Leafs head office, all the executives around the NHL all felt the same about him: "If you ask him the time, he'll build you a watch. You didn't dare ask him a question because you had to stand and listen to him spout off for half an hour."

This appears to be a trait that Mr. Dryden has brought with him to politics.

Dryden said yesterday that, "Only twice in my life I have felt as if I was on a mission against an opponent. The first time was against the Flyers, the second is in terms of beating Stephen Harper and the Conservatives."

Mr. Clarke said even though his father and grandfather were staunch Liberals in Manitoba, he believes he'd vote Conservative if he still lived in Canada.

Mr. Clarke shied away from entering politics. "I don't think I'd be very good. I just say what I feel and not worry about the results."

Given the fact that he's outside the country and that last statement, I think that Mr. Clarke should be expecting a recruitment call from MI team.